Report: Draymond Green to purposely blow 3-1 lead on Cavs to call James Harden, form intergalactic-team

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Reports have emerged out of Golden State, claiming Draymond Green has an evil plan to lure James Harden to the Warriors.

According to this newly acquired information, obtained by our intern Justin, Green plans on purposely having the Warriors blow a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, resulting in a telephone call being placed to Houston Rockets guard James Harden.

Thanks to the Freedom Information Act of Not Real Acts of Information Freedom (2018), Justin the intern found the following bit parts of a much larger email Green apparently sent to other Golden State players:

Fellas. It is me. Draymond Green. The guy better than Kevin Durant and cooler than a cucumber. Remember when we blew a 3-1 lead, then called KD to join us? What worked once will certainly work again. I think our plan should be to go up three games to Cleveland’s one in the upcoming NBA Finals, blow that lead, then let me call James Harden from the parking lot and convince him to join us next season.

Think about it guys. We’d go from super-team to super-duper-intergalactic-team.

Sincerely, #DraymondTheMindIsAlwaysOnTheGreen

Obviously, this story is still developing, but Justin the intern did reach out to as many people as he could to find out what is happening with this story.

Steve Kerr told him to kick rocks.

Green told him to eat a walrus.

Kevin Durant called him a blogger boy (original, eh?).

James Harden asked what Green’s number was so he could make sure he picked up when that call is placed.

Justin the intern is the best.