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The Choke
/ 5 years agoDerrick Rose celebrates career night by eating a dinosaur
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” On Wednesday evening,...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoKnicks showing ‘no interest’ in LeBron James, will pursue J.R. Smith instead
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” The Summer of...
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NBA
/ 6 years agoJ.R. Smith: I saw a Hennessy bottle At halfcourt
All the talk after Game 1 of the NBA Finals circles around Cavs legend J.R. Smith. And, by legend, we mean...
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NBA
/ 6 years agoKevin Love admits he wanted to get suspended to avoid LeBron James yelling
In a stunning revelation first discovered by me, Cleveland Cavaliers forward Kevin Love admits that he purposely stepped on the hardwood...
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NBA
/ 6 years agoTristan Thompson just wanted to go to a Hookah Bar
Tristan Thompson found himself ejected from Game 1 of the NBA Finals, but he’s really cool with it, because he wanted...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoLeBron James to limit Tyronn Lue’s minutes in Game 6
After a disastrous decision in Game 5, Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James will limit Tyronn Lue’s minutes in Game 6 of...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoJ.R. Smith pissed after failing to make All-NBA Team for 14th straight season
“THE CHOKE is the parody side of ClutchPoints. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” CLEVELAND—The...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoRUMOR: Warriors considering deactivating Klay Thompson in favor of Fake Klay
“THE CHOKE is the parody side of ClutchPoints. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” OAKLAND—Despite...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoLeBron James Emails Raptors On How To Hire New Coach
“THE CHOKE is the parody side of ClutchPoints. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” TORONTO,...
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The Choke
/ 6 years agoReport: Danny Ainge threatens Kyrie Irving with acquiring LeBron James if he doesn’t change stance on polarizing Earth topic
According to a report, Danny Ainge has threatened Kyrie Irving with a potential trade for LeBron James this offseason if he...