Knicks showing ‘no interest’ in LeBron James, will pursue J.R. Smith instead

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The Summer of 2018 has begun, meaning LeBron James is freely available to sign with whichever team he chooses. Though it’s a familiar story—beginning with The Decision eight years ago—teams can’t help but fall over themselves for The King’s services.

Every NBA would sacrifice things that cannot even be admitted to snag James. YMCA teams and overseas teams are even salivating with the full knowledge it’s an impossibility. Yet there’s one franchise that’s shockingly saying, “No thanks.”

Meet the New York Knicks.

According to an unnamed source within the Knicks front office, the Knickerbockers are, indeed, uninterested in LeBron James. Instead, there’s a keen eye on his teammate, J.R. Smith, whose Game 1 actions has kept him atop the NBA narrative until this very day.

For the most part, Knicks owner James Dolan has allowed general manager Scott Perry and president Steve Mills to do their thing. As it pertains to LBJ, Dolan seems to be fully entrenched.

“He does not like LeBron James,” the source said. “In fact, it borders on hatred. The moment LeBron seemingly took the side of Charles Oakley after his ejection from Madison Square Garden (in early 2017), Dolan has secretly planted the idea of ‘no LeBron’ no matter what.”

“He ain’t like that, and if you ask any player in our league now who knows him, they’d say the same thing,” James said.

It’d be absurd enough to reject a top-five all-time player due to words, but there’s more—a whole lot more.

The Knicks are interested in bringing back J.R. Smith.

I caught up with Dolan and his henchmen after one of his electrifying performances on stage with his band JD & The Straight Shot. Perhaps it was the feel of the night or just one of those rare frustrating moments, but something inside Dolan allowed him to fire back answers at me instead of taking his usual “get out of dodge” routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQBhE4Yrj5E

“Did MJ (Michael Jordan) ever win without Scottie Pippen?,” Dolan yelled back at the question of, “Why J.R. Smith instead of LeBron?”

“Did (Larry) Bird ever win without (Kevin) McHale? Did Shaq (Shaquille O’Neal) ever win without Kobe (Bryant)? Maybe that fills you and all of the other peasants in on why J.R.’s caught our eye. LeBron should have demanded the ball (at the end of Game 1 of the 2018 NBA Finals). He’s the leader. It’s on him (not J.R.).”

Indeed, Shaq did win without Kobe, but to remind a James Dolan of this is like running to the corner and yelling at the top your lungs. To actually introduce the idea that J.R. cannot be compared to McHale or Kobe would border on madness.

For now, the organization remains mum on the entire situation. Rest assured, though, J.R. Smith is completely in play to make a long-awaited, glorious return “home” for the New York Knickerbockers while LeBron James remains out in the cold with no luck.

Something tells me LeBron will make it through OK.

J.R. Smith pissed after failing to make All-NBA Team for 14th straight season

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CLEVELAND—The 2017-18 All-NBA teams leaked on Thursday afternoon, and one member of the Cleveland Cavaliers was distraught with the results. After boasting stellar averages of 8.3 points, 2.9 rebounds, and 1.8 assists, J.R. Smith was convinced he’d finally make an All-NBA team for the first time in his illustrious career. Instead, he didn’t receive a single vote.

“It’s f**king outrageous. A modern atrocity. I’ve had it with these sabermetric-minded, armchair quarterbacks who don’t respect my game. For 14 years I’ve carried Carmelo Anthony and now LeBron James with my flawless jumper, and for what? One Sixth Man of the Year award? S**t man, I’m done.

“Wait for Game 6 back in The Land. They’ll see they f**ked up.”

BREAKING: Drake joins Cavs season-ticket waitlist after Raptors get swept

You know his face. You know his name. You also know he’s known for two distinct properties within the entertainment industry.

  1. Music
  2. The Toronto Raptors

This may be changing before our very eyes.

Confirmation has come our way that diehard Raptors fan Drake has joined the Cleveland Cavaliers season-ticket waitlist.

As common as the relationship between the NBA and hip-hop industry has been through the decades — the Notorious B.I.G and an unnamed New York Knicks player (presumed Anthony Mason) as just one lyrical example — is as uncommon as it feels when the ultra-popular Drake is proudly repping his hometown team north of the border.

Yet there he’s been, always backing the squad that fails to carry over regular-season success into the tournament — the NBA Playoffs. Seemingly nothing could deter Drake’s love for his hometown squad. Even Twitter squabbles with LeBron James Jr. couldn’t possibly turn the man.

That is, until, now, on the night the Toronto Raptors were officially eliminated by the Cleveland Cavaliers in four quick and merciless games.

It started with a known Drake buddy opening his mouth.

Due to the location of Game 4, Cleveland, Drake was not in attendance with The King demolished his boys. He does travel well via Spike Lee circa 1994 at times, as we all know, but down 0-3 against James, he didn’t make the trip.

Instead, he was hanging with the boys — and one boy in particular who loves his social media.

Drake Tweet

The artist formerly known as the Raptors fan didn’t respond to the tweet, but also couldn’t. Apparently, he, Odell Beckham Jr. and friends were watching the game from wherever they roamed on Monday night and OBJ just felt like stirring the pot.

After it reached the masses, the tweet was deleted.

Of course, the New York Giants star receiver idolizes the greatest basketball player walking planet Earth. Everything he does is further motivation for the LSU product (as revealed with his most recent LBJ tweet).

ClutchPoints reached out to its most trusted Cavs source and received an extremely confirming response about Drake’s plans to move his support south of the border:

“Just stay tuned. That’s all I’m going to say right now,” sources told Rook Hoyle of ClutchPoints in response to Drake’s desires to get involved with the Cavs organization.

Though Drake is still known for two things, the second item is a bit different after Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals:

  1. Music
  2. Bandwagon Leaper
  3. Philadelphia Eagles fan
  4. Houston Astros fan
  5. Alabama Football fan
  6. Villanova Basketball fan

Did I say two items? Well … you get the idea.

Drake should now be known as the artist formerly known as the NBA fan with integrity.

Update:

In response to the overwhelming reaction, Drake has responded.

He admits to contacting the Cavs organization, but does not admit a change of allegiance. In fact, he’s selling the idea that it’s pro-Toronto.

“Yeah, we contacted the Cavs. It has nothing to do with Game 4 or the series. In fact, none of ya’ll would know if I was taking this course of action for a specific reason.

“What if my presence at Cavs games actually helped the Raptors? Umm, scouting for example? Listen, my boys were once bounce of the ball away from making this thing a legit series. One hoop, one pass, one right bounce and the Raptors would be moving on.”

The Choke is satire. This is not real. What’s really anyway? Are we even, in the grand scheme of things, real? Let’s not talk about semantics of realness.

Breaking: Sixers shopping Ben Simmons for lottery picks after 0-3 start

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Perhaps it’s simply emotion. Maybe it’s that newfound successful strategy pushed to the ultimate degree. Right now, we don’t know and won’t find out until, most likely, the Summer of 2018.

Moments after their disheartening 101-98 loss to the Celtics in Boson on Saturday night, Philadelphia 76ers general manager Bryan Colangelo stunned the world with one startling quote.

“Perhaps we haven’t found that true face of the franchise yet, Colangelo proclaimed after his team’s disappointing Game 3 failure. “All options, including lottery (picks) are on the table in exchange for every player, No. 25 included.”

Of course, No. 25 is Ben Simmons, the man whose talents are undeniable. But, overall, he’s been terrible in the series.

Finishing with just one point on 0-4 shooting in Game 2, his seven assists and five boards weren’t nearly enough to overcome his nightmarish offensive output. All told, he finished with a team-low -23 for the night.

In Game 3 on Saturday night, his 16 points simply couldn’t get the job done and apparently, Colangelo was not impressed.

The talk of lottery selections and the NBA organization of Philadelphia is nothing new. Former front office boss Sam Hinkie literally coined a new phrase common from coast-to-coast that rallies around team ineptitude in the hopes to acquire talent and finally reach that mountaintop.

Trust the process.

With the likes of Simmons and Joel Embiid leading the way, Trust the Process has finally reached a climax during the season of 2017-18. Philly finished third in the East with a 52-30 mark. Though he stepped down after Colangelo was gobbled up, Hinkie’s name has lived on in a unique fashion. Many bash the former talent boss. Other credit him with the Sixers’ success.

Either way, he’s still very much interested in his former squad and offered up a ClutchPoints exclusive reaction to Colangelo’s words.

“Yeah, I heard him say it. I guess I rubbed off on him more than I thought (during the short time we overlapped).

“If it was up to me, Simmons and Embiid would be up for sale. Sure, 52 wins are great, but can these two actually lead a squad to an NBA Championship? That’s the ultimate question that needs answering and in this league, if you’re not the clearcut favorites, you might as well finish 30th. Like Ricky Bobby said, if you’re not first, you’re last.

“Wait, wait, before you hang up … Josh (Harris), listen (owner for the Philadelphia 76ers), I changed my phone number recently. Issues with the ladies. You don’t wanna know. Anyway, I emailed you my new cell yesterday, the day before … and last week … and a few months ago. Just want to make sure you got it.”

Down 0-3 to the Boston Celtics, Colangelo’s Philadelphia 76ers, with Ben Simmons in tow, will be looking to cut that series deficit in front of the disgruntled home crown in Game 4.

All that’s left is allowing it to play out. Will Mr. Simmons respond to such incredible words from his GM in the midst of an actual second-round playoff series?

Leaked: LeBron James bashes 5 Cavs teammates after horrendous 1st Round

There you are, sitting on your futons with iPads or Samsung Galaxys in hand, waiting for the NBA Playoffs to begin. Twitter, SportsCenter and TNT with the fellas do their best to provide the latest and greatest concerning the hardwood, but ultimately come up short in the end.

Why? Well, it’s simple … none of the above have Rook Hoyle.

Thank the basketball gods for creating the wheeling and dealing scoop-master for he is bringing an NBA goodie to the table on the eve of Game 1 between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Toronto Raptors. (And yes, I even type in the third person.)

LeBron James is exhausted. Rook Hoyle understands it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that. It took seven long, hard-fought games for The King to take down the Indiana Pacers in the first round of the playoffs and your boy Rook has the fallout concerning just how disappointed the walking court king is with his Cavs teammates.

From blasting past performances to coaching future efforts, LeBron ain’t happy. Here are the insider quotes from Cavs shootaround.

5. Tristan Thompson

LeBron James: “Tristan, my guy. You know you’re my guy, but come on now … that Game 7 performance … is 10 rebounds all you got? I don’t care if Moses Malone somehow reverts back to his 24-year-old self and signs a 45-day contract with the Raptors. You better pull down at least 20 in Game 1 and when you do, don’t you dare look at the rim. Seriously, if you dribble, you better head right to the locker room and start showering. Pull that board down be in tune with LBJ. Find LBJ. Love LBJ. I’m leading the squad with 10 boards a game through the tournament. Step it up.

“Just think this … think of that loose ball as one more opportunity Khloe’ can make your life miserable. Grab that board before it happens.”

Tyronn Lue
Cleveland Cavaliers coach Tyronn Lue answers questions during a news conference before an NBA basketball game between the Chicago Bulls and the Cavaliers, Saturday, Jan. 23, 2016, in Cleveland. (AP Photo/Tony Dejak)

4. Tyronn Lue

LBJ: “Ty, you already know the signal. If I bend over, touch my nose three times after tugging on my shorts, that’s the sign that I may decide to take myself out of the game. But remember, that’s just a ‘maybe.’ As you know, that’s not a guarantee. Be prepared.

“Oh yeah, that reminds me, that quote the other day about ‘trying to be smart about monitoring my minutes’ … hell of a job playing the part. For Game 1, come in the locker room 20 minutes later than you usually do. I have a plan for the boys. I’ll let you know at halftime.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TonAjOTKDc

3. Jose Calderon

LBJ: “Yo, Jose … have my halftime snack and hydrating platform ready to go. We cannot afford another Game 3 mishap. Wait, wait, wait, in fact, leave the bench with two minutes on the second quarter clock to get that head start.”

2. J.R. Smith

LBJ: “J.R., what in the world are you doing? Is that a Big Mac?”

J.R.: “Yo, Bron, you gotta check this out. MJ and Larry once played for a Big Mac. It’s gotta be the ultimate NBA Playoffs food. I ordered four of ’em. You want?”

"The Showdown" - Bird vs. Jordan McDonald's ad - 1993

LBJ: “Just shoot better man and stop thinking. You’re gonna hurt yourself. This .313 field goal percentage ain’t gonna cut it. Start shooting the lights out or you’ll be shipped back to the Knicks. Or worse yet, the Thunder.”

1. Larry Nance Jr.

LBJ: “Larry, listen up … remember that controversial Kobe Bryant tweet back in the day? Well, guess what? My boy Kobe is locked and loaded. He has only one job on the night of Game 1 and it’s watching the game while sitting on Twitter. The sheer ideas this man had in bringing you and the Nance name down is amazing. It’s almost like he had these ideas already ready …

“Anyway, keep doing that bench thing or tomorrow morning, that Twitter account, email and phone is gonna be loaded with laughing emojis all your expense courtesy of one Kobe Bryant.”

Final Thoughts

How does one carry a team through the NBA Playoffs like LeBron has so many times with his talentless bunch around him? Now you know. When it comes to the ability labeled “leadership,” LeBron James is second to none.

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Exclusive convo: LeBron James reaches out to Kyrie Irving after season-ending injury

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The only thing available to you, the fan, is what’s announced publicly. It rarely amounts to much. These world-class athletes don’t only fly by defying physics, they remain extremely smart off the court as well (in this crazed media-driven world of sports).

But hey, your boy Rook Hoyle has you covered.

My sources came through with a gem as LeBron James called his former showrunner, Kyrie Irving, to express his condolences (and much more) on the awful news of his season-ending surgery that’ll surely doom the Boston Celtics 2018 NBA Playoffs run.


LeBron James: “Hey Kyrie, what up?”

Kyrie James: “Man, hey LeBron … you know what up.”

LB: “Yeah, I just heard the news, man. Hey, hold on for a sec.” (Indistinct chuckles among a few individuals in the background.)

KI: “Yo, LeBron, you have me on speakerphone? You know how I hate that. Remember that night in San Antonio? Is that people laughing? Who’s laughing? Where are you?”

LB: “Oh, no, no, man. It’s all good. Something happened on the TV. It’s just my family. We’re playing Hungry-Hungry Hippos, watching a little Netflix.”

Kyrie Irving LeBron James

KI: “Alright.”

LB: “Where are you?”

KI: “Man, I’m all messed up. Nursing this knee, getting ready for that knife on Saturday,” (referring to his season-ending surgery).

LB: ” ……. ” (Indistinct “No more Boston” chant in the background.)

KI: “Yo, is that Kevin (Love)?” Man, what the hell’s he doing there? I thought it was just your family?

LB: “Kevin? Who, Love? No. Get outta here, man. What kind of strong-ass medication they have you on already? You’re hearing things. It’s just me and my family.”

Anyway, just wanted to give a should and let you know how sorry I am about this thing. Seven-point-four seconds left in the game and you get hurt? Come on, man. In Houston. Rough, man.”

KI: “Yeah.”

LB: “Wouldn’t have happened if you just stayed in The Land.”

KI: “What?!”

LB: “Oh, you know what I mean. Just saying, I always had your back. No way your knee would have betrayed you if I was still your guy.”

KI: “What the hell are you talking about Bron?”

LB: “Anyway, I gotta get back to this ‘No More Boston’ party … yo, Kevin, pass me the Funyons!”

KI: “Yo, what?! You said Love ain’t there.”

LB: “Oh no, man. That’s (Kevin) Hart. He about to talk about that one time he and Shaq went to Cabo and they did that thing I was telling you about … ”

KI: “He playing Hungry-Hungry Hippos too?”

LB: “Good catching up. Gotta go, man. Stay healthy.”

KI: ” … ”

Your man Rook has the audio transcripts of this very conversation, but for legal reasons, it cannot be shared or embedded anywhere. The dialogue alone proves that LeBron James is not only the one of the greatest of all-time, he’s a caring individual who loves all current and former teammates.

Once a LeBron teammate, forever one.

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