The Choke
Washed up Carmelo Anthony to join algorithm based sketch show Saturday Night Live
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Now that his time with the Houston Rockets...
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoCarmelo Anthony wants trade to Suns to win Most Valuable Choker award
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Carmelo Anthony is...
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoCarmelo Anthony says he finally gave the Thunder fans what they wanted
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” After Carmelo Anthony...
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/ 5 years agoKyrie Irving sets up shooting lessons for teammates with Carmelo Anthony
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Superstar Boston Celtics...
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/ 5 years agoKawhi Leonard’s Uncle Pissed At Raptors’ Winning Mentality, Trade Imminent
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” The latest whispers...
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/ 5 years agoJimmy Butler is a good human being, maybe
According to midterm results, it appears as though disgruntled Minnesota Timberwolves superstar Jimmy Butler is a decent member of the human...
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/ 5 years agoDan Gilbert looking to hire Michael Keaton as next Cavs coach, believes he’s actually Batman
Plenty of people have long speculated Dan Gilbert lacks any true roots in a reality based world, but few saw this...
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/ 5 years agoReport: Rockets paying Jeff Bzdelik to teach Carmelo Anthony defense in human souls
According to a report, the Houston Rockets had to offer Jeff Bzdelik human souls and sacrifices in order to convince him to...
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/ 5 years agoBulls suing Wolves for identity theft after Derrick Rose scores 50
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” The Chicago Bulls...
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/ 5 years agoREPORT: Raptors plan to move to Los Angeles to keep Kawhi Leonard
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” According to a...
