Stories By TheChoke
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoWashed up Carmelo Anthony to join algorithm based sketch show Saturday Night Live
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Now that his...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoReport: Kevin Durant to leave Warriors to join Los Angeles Rams
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Sources have told...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoLeBron James sets yet another record, this time involving Nic Cage
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” While everyone is...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoDraymond Green believes Kevin Durant is a sky pirate from Final Fantasy XII
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Information regarding the...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoZion Williamson facing blame for Cavs slow start
For some ungodly reason, Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is blaming Duke Blue Devils star Zion Williamson for the team’s iffy...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoSixers reject Carmelo Anthony deal after reading the fine print
According to numerous sources, including Dean Moriarty, the Sixers have refused to agree to a deal that would bring Carmelo Anthony to...
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoCarmelo Anthony wants trade to Suns to win Most Valuable Choker award
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Carmelo Anthony is...
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoCarmelo Anthony says he finally gave the Thunder fans what they wanted
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” After Carmelo Anthony...
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The Choke
/ 5 years agoKyrie Irving sets up shooting lessons for teammates with Carmelo Anthony
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Superstar Boston Celtics...
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NBA
/ 5 years agoDerrick Rose Admits To Addiction, Causing Enhanced Performance
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” Derrick Rose has...