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Sources have told The Choke Golden State Warriors superstar Kevin Durant plans to leave the franchise this offseason to join the Los Angeles Rams in the NFL.
Our source, who we can’t name because journalism, claims Durant is essentially a wild fan who only likes the best teams. In turn, with the Rams apparently headed for a decent run at being at (or at least near) the top of the NFL, he’d like to get on that team prior to Los Angeles winning a championship.
Basically, he wants to switch the narrative around a bit, changing from being the guy who was added to an already title winning team, to a dude who put a franchise over the top.
The source did also detail to us Kevin Durant has a 10-year plan. He’s going to play for the Rams for two years, then go play third base for the New York Yankees for three more, finally finishing off his athletic career with a five-year stint in the WWE.
Why the WWE? Because, just much like the Warriors, the outcome of championships have been predetermined.
