Rajon Rondo’s 12-Year Quest Finally Completed With Flop On D-Rose
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Rajon Rondo has ended his 12-year quest by finally getting the flop he always wanted opposite Wolves superstar Derrick Rose.
“It’s a moment I’ve forever dreamed about,” Rajon Rondo told The Choke. “I’ve been working my entire career to get to a moment where I’d be able to dupe one of the smartest basketball players on the planet.”
When The Choke tried to explain to Rondo that Derrick Rose is historically known to not know the meaning of words, having once confused dinosaurs with chicken wings, Rondo went about his day without deterrence.
“People said I came to Los Angles to play with LeBron James, but those people were wrong,” Rondo said. “I came for this specific moment. This is my Christmas. My Halloween. My coming out party!”
As for Rose, he was less than thrilled.
“I am pretty sure Rajon just fell through a vortex,” Rose told The Choke. “I know you guys think he fell on purpose, but one of two things happened, and that’s not one of them. He either fell through a vortex or I’m such an amazing member of the species, my brute force and aura caused him to collapse to the ground.”