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/ 5 years agoJimmy Butler is a good human being, maybe
According to midterm results, it appears as though disgruntled Minnesota Timberwolves superstar Jimmy Butler is a decent member of the human...
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/ 5 years agoDan Gilbert looking to hire Michael Keaton as next Cavs coach, believes he’s actually Batman
Plenty of people have long speculated Dan Gilbert lacks any true roots in a reality based world, but few saw this...
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/ 5 years agoReport: Rockets paying Jeff Bzdelik to teach Carmelo Anthony defense in human souls
According to a report, the Houston Rockets had to offer Jeff Bzdelik human souls and sacrifices in order to convince him to...
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/ 5 years agoBen Simmons claims he’s not a coward
“Just because I refuse to shoot from beyond the arc, it doesn’t make me a coward,” a tearful Ben Simmons told...
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/ 5 years agoBulls suing Wolves for identity theft after Derrick Rose scores 50
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” The Chicago Bulls...
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/ 5 years agoREPORT: Raptors plan to move to Los Angeles to keep Kawhi Leonard
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” According to a...
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/ 5 years agoDerrick Rose celebrates career night by eating a dinosaur
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” On Wednesday evening,...
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/ 5 years agoKnicks showing ‘no interest’ in LeBron James, will pursue J.R. Smith instead
“THE CHOKE is a parody website. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.” The Summer of...
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/ 5 years agoJ.R. Smith: I saw a Hennessy bottle At halfcourt
All the talk after Game 1 of the NBA Finals circles around Cavs legend J.R. Smith. And, by legend, we mean...
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/ 5 years agoKevin Love admits he wanted to get suspended to avoid LeBron James yelling
In a stunning revelation first discovered by me, Cleveland Cavaliers forward Kevin Love admits that he purposely stepped on the hardwood...
